BRANDED
10:47 Sun May 15
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Ukrain was my fave when I checked them all out a couple of months ago EXCEPT the brilliant Bosnian track that didn't get through to the final. Glad that shit Ruskie track didn't win.
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JohnnyL
9:50 Sun May 15
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The new voting system is interesting and highlights more who in the UK bothers to vote for this dirge. The great British public voted for Lithuania and Poland
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Scraper
2:58 Sun May 15
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Quick report from the host city
HostESS Petra Mede is the only Swedish celeb bird worth bothering with
Sharp
Filthy
Recently single
*re-zips*
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Alfie
1:29 Sun May 15
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Has an actual scarecrow singer won it? A person from the fields, all made of straw and wearing a tattered rhubarb sodden jacket? Whose purpose is to lounge upright in the furrow riven soil of rural england and petrify all nearby birds and some small mammals?
Tell me it is not so.
The creeping incursion of these bird repelling slags into public life disgusts me to the very core.
Only last week a scarecrow became lord mayor of the beatific villages of kent. In april one of the straw handed cunts became the corporate frontman and main spokesperson of Findus frozen crispy pancakes.
Tell me please that one of these shits hasnt just gone and won the eurovisual vision song conktest with a scat infused ballad about kicking shit out of a nest of rooks?
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claretandbluedagger
1:29 Sun May 15
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Won 65 quid thanks to that. Cheers Ukraine and Europe.
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Keep dreaming
1:24 Sun May 15
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Hahahahahnnananan poor you
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HairyHammer
1:24 Sun May 15
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Tomshardware
They are told to sing in English, that is not their fault and not their first Language, I understood every word.
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HairyHammer
1:22 Sun May 15
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Keep dreaming
Anything any subject is a song, what this has got to do with is taste you may not like the music or singer, I fucking love it and it has nothing to do with Putin but a musicality and a type of voice I have listened to since I was a baby.
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Alfs
1:22 Sun May 15
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On the upside, if Austraaaalia is now in Europe we should be able to get there for thirty quid with Easy Jet.
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Keep dreaming
1:19 Sun May 15
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Tom, she sing - bend over Mr Putin and I'll fuck you up the arse
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Tomshardware
1:18 Sun May 15
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I couldn't make out any of the lyrics.
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Takashi Miike
1:17 Sun May 15
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yes, most of Europe is still terrified of the Russian scum
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Keep dreaming
1:16 Sun May 15
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In others words. Fuck you Putin.
Fair enough, buts it's not a song.
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Headtheball
1:16 Sun May 15
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So most people in Europe judging by the phone vote thought the UK song was shit. I thought it was one of our better efforts, less annoying than usual. Also it shows that with Russia's dominating influence across East Europe they get a huge proportion of the phone vote.
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Takashi Miike
1:16 Sun May 15
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horrible fucking song. a dirge. I've heard more tuneful cats
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HairyHammer
1:16 Sun May 15
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Drum and base and a bit of Tatar Turkish.
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Saul Bollox
1:16 Sun May 15
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I'm shocked that anybody on here actually still watches this shit, let alone worrying about the result.
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Tomshardware
1:15 Sun May 15
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A song about rape wins it, is that what Eurovision has come to?
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Keep dreaming
1:14 Sun May 15
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That's not a song. It's a political statement.
Fuck it
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